StupidiNews!

• The suspect in a series of shootings that killed four people yesterday in West Virginia is dead, according to state and federal police.
• President Obama is requesting $263 million for a federal response to Ferguson, including body cameras for police departments, training, and reevaluation of surplus military gear.
• Russian state natural gas giant Gazprom has canceled a pipeline project into southern Europe, and instead will route gas into Turkey over EU objections.
• Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is pushing officials to raise the city's minimum wage to $13 an hour as the city's small businesses say they will relocate out rather than pay up.
• Low-cost mobile provider Cricket will pay $2.1 million to settle allegations that it overcharged law enforcement for three years for wiretaps and pen registers.