StupidiNews!

• PlayStation and Xbox users spent Christmas Day getting Grinched as hackers brought down both consoles' online gaming networks.
• A Texas security guard who ditched the armored car he was driving and took $200,000 on Monday has been caught in Colorado.
• Russia is warning its neighbors that Ukraine's entry into NATO will be "dangerous for Europe" as Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov denounced the move as a "provocative" one.
• Saudi Arabia's 2015 budget assumes oil will be $80 a barrel for most of next year, raising confidence in commodities markets and pushing oil back towards $60.
• Samsung's brand-new flagship London store didn't even last through 2014 as sales of the Galaxy S5 smartphone continue to come in well below estimates.