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• Typhoon Hagupit, downgraded to Tropical Storm status as it has battered the Philippine islands, has already claimed 21 lives as the storm rages towards Manila.
• Britain's Prince William and his pregnant wife Kate Middleton have arrived in New York for a three-day trip in the US.
• Despite recent and deadly failures to rescue US hostages from ISIS militants, Pentagon officials say the US will continue to attempt rescues in the future when a viable opportunity arises.
• After rebounding some last week, oil prices have now dropped to five-year lows as financial analysts have cut global production forecasts and US production is increasing.
• Ride-share service Uber is taking on the city of Portland as the city plans to level heavy fines against drivers for what city officials are calling "unlicensed taxi activity".