StupidiNews!

• A previously unknown partial copy of the Magna Carta has been discovered in the British town of Sandwich in a scrapbook of town council archives.
• Research into expulsion rates of girls in NYC schools finds that black girls were expelled at a rate 53 times higher then than of white girls.
• President Obama is expected to ask Congress to vote Wednesday on an authorization of use of military force bill against ISIS forces in Iraq and Syria.
• EU leaders are trying to find political support for a 10 billion euro bridge loan to keep the Greek government afloat as Germany wants to impose more austerity conditions in exchange for cash.
• At least one US senator believes that the auto industry hasn't gone nearly far enough to protect internet-enabled new cars from hackers, information theft, and tampering.