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• "Birdman" took home Best Picture and Best Director Oscars last night taking four total awards, matching "Grand Budapest Hotel".
• Hundreds of inmates from Willacy County Correctional Facility in Texas are being relocated to other prisons after Friday's riots damaged heating and cooling systems.
• Ukrainian officials say they cannot withdraw heavy artillery from the battlefield under terms of last week's ceasefire because pro-Russian rebels are still attacking their positions.
• US banks have now bought more than $2 trillion in US treasury bonds rather than loan money out to customers, prompting worry over the lending market.
• LA schools superintendent Ramon Cortines says the district's project to provide tablets for all students is officially dead.