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• Russian President Vladimir Putin says a war with Ukraine would be "apocalyptic" but that there is no chance the Crimea region will ever be returned to Ukraine.
• A jury in a civil terrorism trial has awarded $218 million to the families US victims of Palestinian attacks in Israel between 2002-2004.
• ISIS has abducted at least 90 men, women and children from Christian Assyrian villages in northeastern Syria according to human rights observers on the ground.
• The world's largest banks are facing a new Justice Department probe into the global manipulation of commodities like gold and silver.
• The two Republicans on the 5-member FCC want to delay Thursday's vote on net neutrality until the end of March in order to give Congressional Republicans time to find a way to kill the vote.