StupidiNews!

• Actor Harrison Ford is in stable condition in a California hospital after the vintage WWII plane he was flying had to make an emergency landing at a Venice golf course.
• A train carrying thousands of barrels of crude oil derailed and caught fire in rural Illinois near the Mississippi River, the third oil train derailment incident in three weeks in the US.
• Central Kentucky is digging out from as much as 23 inches of snow after a storm blew through the Ohio Valley and Mid-Atlantic, causing a Delta flight at LaGuardia to slide off the runway.
• Bank of America and Merrill Lynch are being sued by two former trainees who claim the bank never paid them for 10-hour a day overtime in a $5 million class action suit.
• Microsoft is admitting that Windows operating systems have been vulnerable to the so-called FREAK bug for more than a decade, meaning encrypted web traffic on secure servers is visible.