StupidiNews!

• Retired general Muhammadu Buhari, who ruled Nigeria 30 years ago as a military dictator, has been elected peacefully as Nigeria's new President, defeating incumbent Goodluck Jonathan.
• Wal-Mart is calling on Arkansas GOP Gov. Asa Hutchinson to veto the state's religious freedom bill which passed the state Senate yesterday and is very similar to the one in Indiana.
• Nuclear talks with Iran have been extended for another day as both sides have agreed to keep talking past yesterday's deadline as long as talks remain "productive".
• Los Angeles police are investigating the death of Andrew Getty, the 47-year old grandson of J. Paul Getty and heir to the Getty family oil fortune.
• The Obama administration has submitted a framework to cut carbon emissions to meet UN climate goals by 2030 using the Clean Air Act, but the plan is being immediately opposed by the GOP.