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• 21-year-old golf phenom Jordan Spieth has finally claimed his green jacket from The Masters, setting new 36- and 54-hole record scores on the way to another record 28 birdies.
• Republican presidential candidates wasted no time in attacking Hillary Clinton within minutes of announcing her own candidacy for president on Sunday afternoon.
• Iran is calling for a new government in Yemen and implying it can assist in setting one up as Saudi airstrikes against Houthi rebels continues.
• A new Virginia Commonwealth University study finds that the higher your income, the healthier you are overall as incidences of diseases are less in those of incomes above $100,000.
• At least one of California's public utilities commissioners says that the Comcast/Time-Warner merger should be scrapped due to monopoly concerns in the state.