StupidiNews!

• Kenya is reeling this morning from an armed assault on a university by Al Shabaab militants, leaving as many as 15 dead, dozens wounded, and several hostages taken.
• The death toll in deadly floods in Northern Chile along the Copiapo river has reached 24, with more than 60 missing, leading President Michelle Bachelet to cancel a summit trip to Panama.
• California Gov. Jerry Brown has ordered the nation's toughest water restrictions to be put in place as the Golden State's 4-year drought continues with no relief in sight.
• Extended all-night nuclear talks with Iran have still not yielded a deal, prompting both sides to reconsider continuing in light of Tuesday's missed deadline.
• More than 40 US tech firms have signed a letter to the Human Rights Campaign urging lawmakers across the country to extend civil rights protections to LGBTQ groups.