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• In Somalia, Al-Shabaab militants are claiming responsibility for killing seven near the city of Garowe, including four UNICEF aid workers.
• Australian officials have announced an end to accepting religious-based exemptions for vaccinations, saying the public health risk outweighs the benefits.
• EU foreign ministers are meeting in Luxembourg to discuss the mounting refugee crisis after this weekend's deadly boat capsize that killed as many as 700 migrants fleeing Libya.
• Finland's Center Party, led by millionaire engineer Juha Sipila, has triumphed in national elections and will attempt to form a government to rescue Helsinki's moribund economy.
• The US Justice Department is expected to file an anti-trust lawsuit to block the proposed Comcast/Time Warner Cable merger.