MoDo The Red is horrified that her Uber passenger score is not 5 stars, and she's upset, you guys.
Even in the land of movie stars, you could feel like a movie star when your Uber chauffeur rolled up. Standing in front of the Sunset Tower Hotel, I tapped my Uber app and saw five little cars swarming around my location. But, suddenly, they scattered in the opposite direction. I stood in the driveway, perplexed. Finally, a car pulled up, and the driver waved me in.
“Do you know why no one wanted to pick you up?” he asked. “Because you have a low rating.”
(Uber drivers see your rating once they accept the request and then can cancel.)
I was shocked. Blinded by the wondrous handiness of Uber, I had missed the fact that while I got to rate them, they got to rate me back.
Revealing that I had only 4.2 stars, my driver continued to school me. “You don’t always come out right away,” he said, sternly, adding that I would have to work hard to be more appealing if I wanted to get drivers to pick me up.
Uber began to feel less like a dependable employee and more like an irritated boyfriend.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that constantly treating her Uber driver like The Help and often making the driver wait for her is the reason why MoDo has a less than stellar rating, but don't tell her that. These Uber drivers are working here, and they get paid by the fare. Making them wait means they can take fewer fares in the same time period. It's wasting their time and their money, and she had no idea.
Also, is there anyone that Maureen Dowd doesn't treat like an irritated boyfriend? Uber drivers, other reporters, President Obama, etc.?
The woman has issues. Big ones.