StupidiNews!

• A second powerful earthquake, this one magnitude 7.3, has struck eastern Nepal and at least 4 are dead so far.
• The White House will allow limited arctic drilling for oil by energy giant Shell Oil, three years after the company's attempt to do so ended with two wrecked rigs.
• The NFL has suspended New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady for four regular season games and fined him $1 million for his role in "Deflategate" in last year's Patriots' Super Bowl victory.
• Lawyers for Sen. Robert Menendez want to move his bribery trial from New Jersey to Washington DC, saying the venue is more appropriate and that he can continue serving as Senator more easily.
• Illinois State Police will be using unmanned aircraft over the next two years to assist in analyzing highway crashes, traffic jams, and aerial crime scene photography.