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• Legendary Blues guitarist and singer B.B. King has passed at the age of 89 in Las Vegas, some two weeks after entering hospice care for dehydration.
• Missouri's Republican state House Speaker has resigned after admitting to sexting with an intern, calling the action a "serious error in judgment."
• President Obama vowed again to stand by Gulf allies as he worked to reassure them at a Camp David summit over efforts to contain Iran's nuclear threat.
• Puerto Rico's governor and legislature have reached agreement on a revenue proposal that aims to help the island fix a massive debt problem and cash crunch.
• Actor Harry Shearer, the voice behind Mr. Burns and Ned Flanders, is leaving The Simpsons after 26 years as the show rolls on for at least another two more seasons.