StupidiNews!

• Major flooding in Texas and Oklahoma has claimed at least six lives as Houston braces for another round of rain and storms move east into Louisiana.
• Cleveland's police department has reportedly reached a settlement with the Justice Department over patterns of excessive force and violations of civil rights of residents.
• Washington Post reporter Jason Rezaian now faces a closed-door espionage trial as the spying charges against him complicates negotiations for a nuclear deal between the West and Iran.
• Charter Communications has made a $55 billion offer to buy Time Warner Cable after Comcast's bid for the number 2 cable company fell through earlier this year.
• A new report on Apple's next version of iOS indicates that it will be optimized for older iPhone models, a major change from the upgrade-heavy versions of the past.