StupidiNews!

• Charleston, SC is reeling from the massacre of nine black churchgoers allegedly murdered at the hands of captured suspect Dylann Roof.
• In a 218-208 vote, the GOP-led House has passed standalone fast track legislation for the TPP trade deal, which now heads to the Senate for an uncertain vote.
• Toyota Chief Communications Office Julie Hamp has been arrested in Japan in connection with illegal pain killers found in a package addressed to her.
• Greek PM Alexis Tsipras is still optimistic that a deal can be reached at an emergency summit Monday in order to keep Greece in the European Union and avoid exit from the euro currency.
• A US Secret Service agent has plead guilty to stealing more than $800,000 in bitcoins from the now defunct Silk Road drug trafficking website.