StupidiNews!

• Greek banks are closed this week as the government of PM Alexis Tsipras instituted capital controls ahead of a July 5th referendum on the European Union's bailout terms.
• Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich will reportedly enter the very crowded 2016 GOP presidential field on July 21 at an announcement at his alma mater, Ohio State University.
• The second escaped convict from upstate New York, David Sweat, has been shot and captured alive by State Police near the Canadian border on Sunday.
• Sunday's launch of an unmanned SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket failed as the vehicle exploded after takeoff, destroying supplies and experiments bound for the International Space Station.
• Satellite radio company Sirius XM will pay $210 million to keep playing songs released before 1972, as copyright law for those songs heavily favors the record labels that own them.