StupidiNews!

• A stampede at a Hindu river festival in the Indian city of Rajahmundry has killed at least 27 as crowds surged to wash in the sacred Godavari river.
• President Obama will hold a press conference today answering questions about yesterday's announced Iran nuclear deal before heading to Oklahoma for a Choctaw Nation event.
• A scheduled vote today by Greek lawmakers on a new bailout is facing stiff opposition from PM Alexis Tsipras's own Syriza party, a failed vote could collapse his government coalition.
• A new International Monetary Fund report blasts the Greek deal, saying that Europe will have to consider far more debt relief in order to prevent Greek debt from piling up for decades.
• One thing that wasn't at last night's AL 6-3 win at the All-Star Game here in Cincinnati: recreational drones, which the league told fans to leave at home.