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• US Women's National Team midfielder Carli Lloyd racked up a hat trick in America's 5-2 World Cup Soccer final victory over Japan on Sunday in Vancouver.
• Greek finance minister Yanis Varofakis has resigned after Greek voters overwhelmingly rejected austerity measures in Sunday's referendum by a 61-38 margin.
• France and Germany have called for an emergency summit of EU leaders to discuss what to do in the wake of that Greek no vote, with calls to boot Athens from the euro currency rising.
• China's stock market is in turmoil as the Communist government's move to buy bonds has left smaller business stock in a major rout.
• NASA's New Horizons probe of Pluto has locked up after a software glitch a week before entering orbit, but the space agency says the probe should be back online Tuesday.