StupidiNews!

• Oklahoma police say that the state's Labor Commissioner, Mark Costello, was fatally stabbed by his son Christian at a restaurant Sunday evening.
• Over 900 square miles of Washington State continue to burn as wildfires ravage the drought-stricken state, prompting President Obama to declare a federal disaster area.
• French President Francois Hollande bestowed the country's highest civilian honor on three US citizens and a Briton for helping to stop a suspected militant attack on a train Friday.
• China's Shanghai Composite Index plummeted almost 9 percent on Monday, prompting another global rout in stock prices and bringing commodity prices to 16-year lows.
• Apple is instituting a replacement program for faulty iPhone 6 Plus phone cameras sold at the model's 2014 launch, offering users free service from Apple-authorized providers.