StupidiNews!

• Authorities in southern Utah say 8 are dead and 5 more missing after flash flooding along the Arizona border washed two vehicles away through canyons.
• The man suspected of fatally shooting a professor at Delta State University in Mississippi yesterday has been found dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.
• China is building a third airstrip in the disputed island territory between it and Japan, raising questions about Beijing's air power being used in the area.
• Australian meteorologists say the El Nino effect in the Pacific this year could reach record ocean temperatures, possibly causing massive heat waves in the Southern Hemisphere.
• The owner of former Bitcoin exchange Mt. Gox faces new embezzlement charges in Japan in connection with the loss of millions of dollars in the digital currency.