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• At least five are reported dead after a magnitude 8.3 earthquake rocked Chile late Wednesday night, officials say up to 1 million people were evacuated from affected areas.
• Missouri Republicans were unable to override Gov. Jay Nixon's veto of a measure that would have ended union shops and cut dues.
• At least 5,000 Syrian migrants have entered Croatia looking for help and a path to Germany as neighboring Serbia's border with Hungary remains closed by Hungary's military.
• A nearly $275 billion deal to create the world's largest brewery giant faces anti-trust regulators in the US, where the combined market share of AB InBev and SABMiller would be 58%.
• A major cybersecurity firm is accusing Russia's government of being behind a seven-year campaign of malware against other governments with software known as "the Dukes".