StupidiNews!

• More than 310 are dead and over 450 injured in Saudi Arabia as a stampede broke out during a Hajj event near Mecca.
• The Pentagon is investigating why employees of the Defense Department tried to expense more than $1 million in casino and adult entertainment tabs.
• Pope Francis's third day in the US begins with a morning address to a joint meeting of Congress ahead of attending a lunch for those served by Catholic charities.
• German Chancellor Angela Merkel says that Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad would have to be involved in large-scale European Union talks to end the conflict in Syria.
• Hackers who raided the records of government employees earlier this year got away with more than 5 million sets of fingerprints, more than five times what was previously thought.