StupidiNews!

• NASA is expected to announce today that it has confirmed water flowed on the surface of Mars at some point, opening up new questions about the Red Planet.
• Russia and Iran will back Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad's regime ahead of UN General Assembly talks between President Obama and Russian President Putin on Monday.
• Royal Dutch Shell is pulling out of Arctic exploration off the coast of Alaska, citing disappointing results in an effort that could cost the energy giant more than $4 billion. 
• Qatar's sovereign wealth fund is expected to invest up to $35 billion in US assets over five years as the country diversifies investments away from Asia and Europe.
• Two years after opening anti-trust investigations into Google's search business, the FTC is reportedly looking at Google's 82% worldwide dominance of the Android mobile OS.