StupidiNews!

• Officials say 13 people were injured at Las Vegas's McCarran International Airport when the engine of a British Airways flight caught fire on the runway before takeoff.
• The Late Show With Stephen Colbert premiered last night on CBS as the talk show host began his run replacing David Letterman.
• United Nations officials estimate at least 850,000 refugees and migrants will cross into Europe by the end of 2016, the bulk of which will be from war-torn Syria.
• Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk says the long-awaited Model X SUV will roll off the assembly lines in California starting September 29.
• Silicon Valley mogul John McAfee announced his intent to run for President as a third party candidate for the new Cyber Party he is founding.