StupidiNews!

• Category 3 Hurricane Joaquin is churning northward from the Bahamas where it could make landfall anywhere from Myrtle Beach to Nova Scotia over the next few days.
• Oklahoma GOP Gov. Mary Fallin has stayed the execution of Richard Glossip over issues with the lethal injection drugs the state plans to use, a new date has been set for November 6.
• Afghan military forces say they have retaken the city of Kunduz days after losing it to the Afghan Taliban, but US forces say they are unable to confirm the situation on the ground.
• German Chancellor Angela Merkel's government says it will more vigorously enforce German asylum rules in an effort to stem the record tide of refugees entering the country.
• The CIA has apparently pulled several officers from the US Embassy in Beijing after massive hacks exposed the information of millions of government employees earlier this year.