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• A Missouri judge has struck down a St. Louis city ordinance that would have raised the city's minimum wage to $11 an hour, saying the law conflicted with the state's minimum wage law.
• Facing a mandatory recall of 2.4 million vehicles, Volkswagen says it will attempt to recover the cost of fines from its diesel cheating scandal by cutting billions in sales from parts makers.
• President Obama is expected to announce today that he is leaving as many as 5,500 troops in Afghanistan after he departs the White House and the current 9,800 troops through 2016.
• Vice President Joe Biden remains undecided on a possible White House run even after the first Democratic debate, telling reporters that the current candidates "all did well".
• California Attorney General Kamala Harris is pressing the state's legislature to pass stricter laws against "revenge porn" and other exploitation of women online.