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• The Senate has passed the budget deal that the House passed earlier this week, locking in spending and debt ceiling levels through March 2017, President Obama will sign it today.
• Online payment service giant Paypal has resolved technical issues that knocked out transactions for millions of users and merchants worldwide late Thursday night.
• China is warning the US of a possible war in the South China Sea if Washington doesn't end "provocative acts" in disputed naval waters off the coast of the Spratly Archipelago.
• Starbucks Corp's quarterly forecast numbers missed estimates slightly on rising labor costs as the chain invests in video drive thru service and boosting wages for associates.
• The EU parliament has passed a non-binding vote to protect Edward Snowden from extradition to the US in a purely symbolic gesture as the whistle-blower remains in Moscow.