StupidiNews!

• Republican will pass another short-term funding deal today in order to hold a final vote on a 2016 budget measure later this week that will fund the government through next year.
• The city of Flint, Michigan has declared a state of emergency after finding lead pollution in the water of the Flint River to be unsafe.
• Los Angeles schools are expected to reopen after officials determined a terror threat that shut down the entire school system Tuesday was a hoax.
• The Federal Reserve is expected to raise interest rates for the first time since 2006 today amidst collapsing commodity prices and junk bond markets.
• More than 100 teams will be competing to design pods for SpaceX and Tesla Motors founder Elon Musk's "Hyperloop" high-speed passenger tube service in January.