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• A series of attacks by armed militants involving firearms and explosives have killed at least six in the Indonesian capital of Jakarta on Thursday, officials believe ISIS may be involved.
• The Michigan National Guard continues to help residents of Flint get clean water as Gov. Rick Snyder has asked for assistance from FEMA to deal with the city's contaminated water.
• Winning tickets for last night's nearly $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot were sold in California, Tennessee, and Florida.
• Atlantic City may have to declare bankruptcy as deteriorating casino revenues force New Jersey lawmakers to consider options for dealing with the city's $90 million budget hole.
• The FDA has signed off on a new implant that will help patients kick the opioid habit, but critics say the product may have been rushed to approval amid safety concerns.