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• President Obama will announce a number of executive actions on gun control today, including subjecting online sales to background checks, and calling for more mental health care funds.
• The world's governing body on chemistry has approved the addition of four new elements to the periodic table, bringing the total to 118.
• The county sheriff in Oregon where several armed seditionists have taken of a federal wildlife refuge is asking the armed men to leave peacefully.
• China is once again intervening in its stock markets in response to a 7% drop in values Monday, banning major stockholders from selling off in order to prevent another massive rout.
• The Justice Department is formally suing Volkswagen over cheating to bypass EPA clean emissions rules, and is asking for a halt to all sales of cars with the cheating devices installed.