StupidiNews!

• Both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders won their respective party's New Hampshire primaries last night by around 20-point margins.
• Families of US citizens killed in Mexico by drug cartels are suing London-based HSBC Bank for contributing financial assistance under the US Anti-Terrorism Act.
• US auto regulators tell Google that self-driving automotive systems count as drivers and not the passengers, opening up the possibility of the systems gaining federal approval.
• Legendary "Star Wars" and James Bond franchise movie home Pinewood Studios is putting itself up for sale on London's stock exchange.
• A bipartisan House effort to stop states from weakening smartphone encryption is working its way through Congress in an effort to keep New York and California laws from taking effect.