StupidiNews!

• Leo finally got his Oscar, Max Mad got six, and Spotlight took Best Picture, but last night's Oscar's telecast will be remembered for Chris Rock's scathing comments on race in Hollywood.
• The Supreme Court will hear oral arguments Wednesday on Texas's abortion clinic restrictions, the high court's first major case since the death of Justice Antonin Scalia.
• North Korea says it has detained a US student who has confessed to "serve crimes against the state" for attempting to steal a North Korean propaganda slogan from his Pyongyang hotel.
• Kenyan authorities have placed security forces on high alert as they believe Al-Qaeda forces may attempt to attack Kenya's main airports in Nairobi and Mombasa.
• Commercial rocket venture SpaceX will make a fourth attempt to launch the SES-9 communications satellite into orbit on Monday and land the rocket on a floating recovery pad.