StupidiNews!

• New Mexico police are searching for two convicts who escaped from a prison transport van last night near the town of Artesia.
• Japan is marking the five-year anniversary of the earthquake and tsunami that killed more than 18,000 and caused the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear reactor meltdown.
• A defector from Islamic State has delivered a flash drive with information on tens of thousands of supporters in 50 countries to a Sky News journalist in Britain.
• The founder of Russia Today news service who was found dead in a Washington DC hotel room last year was killed by blunt force trauma to the head, according to medical examiners.
• Nearly half of Americans surveyed mistakenly believe the Zika virus is fatal, rather than causing birth defects in children.