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• Russian President Vladimir Putin says Russian military forces will withdraw from Syria and that airstrikes will wind down, saying Russia has "achieved its goal" there.
• A suspended UN diplomat from the Dominican Republic will reportedly plead guilty to charges of attempting to bribe former UN general assembly president John Ashe.
• Two years after the White House announced a federal clemency program for drug offenders, the Justice Department is struggling with the load of thousands of cases.
• The World Health Organization says nearly a quarter of deaths worldwide are caused by preventable environmental risks like hazardous water, air and work conditions.
• The Michigan man accused of murdering six people while driving for ride-sharing service Uber claims the company's driving app made him go on a killing spree.