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• Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton notched multiple wins in Super Tuesday primary contests, but rivals Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Bernie Sanders won several states as well.
• Several Gulf of Mexico oil drilling projects will be coming online in 2017, pushing output to a record 1.8 million barrels per day.
• Jordanian security forces have killed seven militants in the city of Irbid as dozens of suspected Islamic State members were rounded up in sweeps.
• The US Commerce Department says that Chinese steel sold unfairly in the US will trigger heavy import duty penalties meant to help domestic steel mills. 
• The 2015 Turing Award has been given to the two "grandfathers of modern cryptography", Whitfield Diffie and Martin Hellman, for their lifetime of work in the field.