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• Captured Paris attack suspect Saleh Abdeslam is now refusing to cooperate with Belgian officials and is demanding extradition to France.
• North Carolina Republicans passed a controversial anti-LGBT "religious freedom" and "bathroom bill" in a total of 10 hours yesterday after a special legislative session.
• US business leaders say that GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump's call for steep tariffs on Chinese goods would backfire, causing a trade war that could cost US companies billions.
• New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez says he will retire after the 2017 season, leaving him two seasons to try to catch Barry Bonds's home run record.
• Record companies made $2.4 billion from streaming music services in 2015, overtaking the money made from digital downloads, but the RIAA says that's not enough money for artists.