StupidiNews!

• Astronaut Scott Kelly has returned from his year aboard the ISS as NASA will look at how his body has changed compared to his twin brother and former astronaut Mark Kelly.
• Scientists have discovered ancient fossils of fungus strands thought to be over 440 million years old, making them Earth's oldest-known land organism fossils.
• Ben Carson has effectively suspended his presidential campaign and will not attend tonight's GOP debate in his home state of Michigan.
• Fracking pioneer Anthony McClendon has died in a single-car accident in Oklahoma the morning before he was to face federal grand jury charges of bid rigging in oil drilling leases.
• New federal regulations to authenticate student information for college loans are causing headaches for students, parents, and universities.