StupidiNews!

• The US Secret Service has confirmed the arrest at the White House of a man suspected in the shooting of an Idaho pastor over the weekend.
• North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un is claiming that Pyongyang has nuclear missiles as a "true" deterrent to the West.
• Attorney General Loretta Lynch has reportedly asked President Obama not to consider her as a nominee to the US Supreme Court, citing the Justice Department's "urgent issues".
• Legendary British music producer George Martin, known as the "Fifth Beatle", has died Tuesday at the age of 90.
• The FCC will vote soon on a program to replace home phone subsidies through the Lifeline program with broadband internet subsidies.