StupidiNews!

• Florida officials will not press charges against Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski over alleged battery against former Breitbart News reporter Michelle Fields.
• Former reporter Matthew Keys has been sentenced to two years in prison for helping hacker group Anonymous access the LA Times' website.
• The CDC is officially classifying the Zika virus as a threat to newborns, saying that there is now "no doubt" that virus does cause microcephaly in babies born to infected pregnant women.
• McDonald's has officially given up its chicken wraps after several years of low sales and the success of its all-day breakfast menu.
• Two new telescopes could finally help NASA hunt down killer asteroids that might threaten the earth.