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• Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump scored decisive wins in Tuesday's New York primary contests, with the campaigns now moving to Pennsylvania and mid-Atlantic states.
• Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette is expected to announce indictments related to Flint's ongoing water crisis as early as this afternoon.
• A magnitude 6.2 earthquake has struck off the coast of Ecuador, already reeling from a much larger quake over the weekend, with the death toll from that tremor reaching more than 500.
• With Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff facing impeachment charges, Vice-President Michel Temer is apparently putting together a new administration in anticipation of taking over.
• Tech giant Intel says it will lay off as many as 12,000 worldwide as the chipmaker says it will need an "evolution" away from the struggling PC business.