StupidiNews!

• As expected, both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump won their respective West Virginia primaries, with Trump winning Nebraska as well.
• Bars and restaurants refusing to serve alcohol to pregnant women in New York City "is discrimination based on gender" according to the office of Mayor Bill de Blasio.
• Islamic State is claiming responsibility for a car bomb blast in a crowded Baghdad marketplace in Iraq Wednesday killing at least 50 and injuring scores of people.
• Brazil's Senate will vote today on whether or not to hold a trial for President Dilma Rouseff on impeachment charges, a yes vote would force her to step down until the trial concludes.
• Astronomers using statistical research have validated hundreds of exoplanets in our galaxy, more than doubling the known number of exoplanets.