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• In a 55-22 vote, Brazil's Senate has voted to proceed with the impeachment trial of President Dilma Rouseff, meaning she will have to step aside as president while the trial proceeds.
• Louisiana will become the sixth state to pass a 72-hour waiting period before an abortion, Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards says he will sign the bill into law.
• The US will go ahead with activating a missile defense site in Poland, a move that the Kremlin says amounts to NATO military provocation.
• Italy will recognize same-sex unions after a multi-year battle in the country's parliament, as Prime Minister Matteo Renzi scores a major victory. 
• A new report finds the Centers for Disease Control has been sanctioned multiple times for mishandling dangerous bioterror pathogens in labs.