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• After a House Oversight Committee hearing, the top security official at the TSA, Kelly Hoggan, has resigned in the wake of long airport security lines.
• The children of Sam DuBose, killed in a traffic stop by University of Cincinnati police officer, will receive a nearly $5 million settlement from the university plus free college tuition.
• Vietnamese dissidents who tried to meet with President Obama about the country's human rights record were stopped by the Hanoi government, according to the White House.
• Fast food chain Arby's says it will be moving into Kuwait and Saudi Arabia with 25 new locations as the chain beefs up its international sales.
• Japanese police say dozens of suspects were involved robbing multiple ATM machines at convenience stores targeted across several prefectures in a nearly 1.4 billion yen mass heist.