StupidiNews!

• More than 50,000 residents of Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada have been ordered to evacuate as a massive wildfire consumes homes and businesses.
• President Obama will visit Flint, Michigan today as the city's drinking water remains contaminated with lead after months of promises from GOP Gov. Rick Snyder.
• Dozens have been killed in a major battle in Aleppo, Syria as rebels backed by the West clash with forces loyal to President Bashar al-Assad in the western part of the city.
• As automakers and tech companies team up to spend billions on driverless cars, new studies show the vast majority of Americans don't trust the technology to work, and don't want it.
• Federal authorities are considering additional charges against former pharmaceutical CEO Martin Shkreli over alleged embezzlement and fraud.