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• After a 15-hour filibuster, Connecticut Dem Sen. Chris Murphy has gained promises from a majority of the upper chamber to consider gun safety legislation.
• French Prime Minister Manuel Valls says despite attacks in Paris earlier this year, that the country will not resort to Guantanamo Bay-style detention centers for suspected terrorists.
• Police divers have located the body of a two-year-old boy taken by an alligator Tuesday evening near a Walt Disney World resort, the child's body was intact.
• America's struggling shopping malls have tens of billions in debt coming due as General Growth Properties, the nation's second largest mall owner, has already defaulted.
• Music streaming service Rhapsody will rebrand itself as Napster, using the name of the controversial music sharing site shut down in 2002.