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• At least 19 are dead in Japan after a man went on a killing spree with a knife in a residential facility for disabled persons near Tokyo, police have the suspect in custody.
• Thousands of California residents were allowed to return to their homes after firefighters were able to bring wildfires near Los Angeles under control.
• Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte is pushing the country's new Congress to re-institute the death penalty for "heinous crimes", including the sales and use of illegal drugs.
• Some owners of Volkswagen "clean diesel" vehicles in the automakers' emissions cheating scandal may not be getting rid of their vehicles after all.
• Illinois GOP Gov. Bruce Rauner has signed legislation that will require a warrant before police can use "stingray" devices to track cell phones.