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• Several thousand residents of Clearlake, California have been evacuated out of the path of a massive wildfire that has scorched 3,000 acres.
• No evidence of shots fired in Terminal 8 of JFK Airport has been found after reports of gunfire Sunday night interrupted air traffic for hours.
• Jamaica's Usain Bolt won the100m dash in Rio Sunday as he opened his unprecedented bid to win the 100m, 200m, and 4x100m relay golds in three consecutive Olympics.
• An attack by Ugandan-based Islamic rebels in the city of North Kivu in the Democratic Republic of Congo has killed at least 36, according to government media.
• Commercial space company SpaceX has now completed water landings of its Falcon 9 rocket four out of five times in the last year.