StupidiNews!

• At least 37 are dead after a magnitude 6.2 earthquake struck central Italy near Rome overnight, several towns have been destroyed by the temblor.
• The 6th Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld Ohio's law eliminating "Golden Week", where voters could both register and cast ballots before election day.
• North Korea has fired yet another test missile towards Japan, this one apparently launched from a submarine, in direct violation of UN sanctions.
• Tesla's all electric Model S has a new battery pack that allows the vehicle to go from zero to 60 in 2.5 seconds, making it the new fastest production car currently available.
• New estimates put the cost of cleaning up after a 2014 accident at Nevada's WIPP nuclear disposal site could be at least $2 billion.