StupidiNews!

• The death toll in Tuesday's earthquake in Italy has risen to nearly 250 people as dozens of small villages in central Italy were destroyed entirely.
• Tornadoes touched down in the Indianapolis area last night as Trump running mate Gov. Mike Pence canceled a series of campaign stops to stay and survey damage in the state on Thursday. 
• Iranian naval vessels reportedly "harassed" the USS Nitze, a missile destroyer on patrol in the Strait of Hormuz near the Persian Gulf.
• Alaska, the state with the country's current highest unemployment rate of 6.7% due to oil's slump, is trying to attract tech start-ups willing to redefine "working remotely".
• Slack engineering director Leslie Miley says Silicon Valley is "hostile to diversity" as tech companies struggle with hiring black, Latino, and women.